Serves me right. I broke a valve on my wife's single-speed at the weekend. I've done this before on my own bike; too forceful with the mini-pump, grrrr.
Me: If you are out shopping today would you mind buying me a nice big pump for the bikes? Those mini-pumps are bad news.
Wife: Sure my handsome, superfit, non-whinging, demi-god....(or something along these lines anyway).
Later that day...
Wife: Look, I got your pump.
Me: Wow! That's a beauty. How much was it?
Wife: 50 pounds.
Me: WTF! (falls to the floor clutching chest/groin).
How does a bike pump cost 50 quid? Well it does in Halfords. Wiggle does the same for about £30. Anyway, here it is - The Joe Blow Sport. 50 quid, 50 quid *sobs*
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